Funny Wine Hoodie — "Before You Lose Your S***, Remember There Is No Wine In Prison"

from £36.63
This hoodie speaks in frank, late-night honesty — a darkly funny nudge for the friend who knows their limits but still reaches for one more glass. The soft, mid-weight fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket make it a go-to for chilly evenings on the couch, wine nights with close friends, or those messy, laugh-until-you-cry moments when humor keeps things light. The bold, irreverent phrase sits cleanly on a durable garment that washes well and stays comfortable over time. Wear it to loosen up a tense gathering, bring a grin to a housewarming with kindred spirits, or slip it on for a relaxed night in where sarcasm and wine flow in equal measure.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience
- Durable printing options (DTF/DTG) and optional embroidery placement

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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This hoodie speaks in frank, late-night honesty — a darkly funny nudge for the friend who knows their limits but still reaches for one more glass. The soft, mid-weight fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket make it a go-to for chilly evenings on the couch, wine nights with close friends, or those messy, laugh-until-you-cry moments when humor keeps things light. The bold, irreverent phrase sits cleanly on a durable garment that washes well and stays comfortable over time. Wear it to loosen up a tense gathering, bring a grin to a housewarming with kindred spirits, or slip it on for a relaxed night in where sarcasm and wine flow in equal measure.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience
- Durable printing options (DTF/DTG) and optional embroidery placement

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean